Holy god that dog is freaking my shit out! He screams like people, and you just know that one night he's going to bust that out one night when you're sleeping... then you're never going to be able to sleep again!

HAHAHAHHAHAHA! Tyson Beckford just called Julia Roberts "Jessica"!

All I can think about when I see his shenanigans is this Amy Winehouse quote about Ben Elton, but I think it applies here.

Clearly his only option is to make a movie about his slave owning past relatives where in he plays all the roles.

I was just thinking about Secretary. James Spader at his Spaderiest. LOVE!

You do remember that Queenie betrayed LaLaurie right? If I were a racist/serial killer/blood bather who started to see good in a race only to be betrayed, I assume that my original assumptions were correct and go back upon my merry racist/serial killing/blood bathing ways.

I really hope that Paula Pell's sexy sax music is this....

HOLY SHIT LEVINE IS A JEW?!?!?!?!?!??! That means we must automatically think he's hot because of, like history and stuff, right?

I hate to be this person, but I have this story beat. When Tippi was little she liked to jump on the toilet rim. After she fell in the first time (clean water) I had learned to put the seat down. Well this one afternoon after a particularly nasty, watery bm I literally raised up off the seat to turn and shut the lid…

I'm going! I'm soooooo excited! Treat yo' self.

Personally I think her biggest crime was giving the blow job to a shirtless douche in a neon green hat.

HA! She's doing the reverse Farrah, first the porn, then the pop!

Somewhere in a dark corner of her Tyraverse Ms. Banks is ruing her decision to not shave Renee's head during season 8's MAKEOVERS!

A. The first episode sucks, and if it hadn't been for my mom wanting to watch the next one I wouldn't have gone on with it. This is a show that's like a slow burn that explodes into a five alarm fire. Give it a chance!

This makes total sense! After all the pussy he eats it seems natural for him to want to branch out a bit.

The pants just make me think of this dude, but if CDAN is to be believed (Beliebed?) the Beeb's has nothing like that to worry about.

I hope I'm net taken to court over this but, hell I've got the balls to say it. I love the pitch that Jena Friedman just served us.

I love, love me some Tina Fey, but honestly after reading Bossypants I was pretty discouraged by how much of the "comedy as a boy's club" she had absorbed. I don't think that there is anything wrong with it per say, but it's still a bit disappointing.

Oh boo at the Justin Theroux link. I thought I was going to see actual balls:( Also a little OT, but when I'm depressed and feel like the loneliest of lonely I often find myself on Craigslist casual encounters looking at dick pics. It's amazing how quickly that can squick/cheer a person up.

But how will they cow-toe to the demanding Eco-friendly public? It cud go all wrong.