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When will someone remind us that denouncing racism or just having the minimum level of decency is not politics?

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

(sound of crickets)

it would be funny for a Canadian team to have the NBA champtionship before the Stanley Cup, but that’s NAFTA for you

I’m holding out for the rarer Billy Ripken “Fuck face” signed Gacy painting. 

The whole matter is ridiculous since everyone knows dragon breath can’t melt steel knives, and this is clearly an inside job.

One question: Did the Giants sweeten the deal a little?

I don’t take any issue with you regurgitating big stories that you read from tweets and other websites. That is obviously a big part of what you’re supposed to do.

Wait, what if he’s actually teaching ironically? That could be pretty cool.

What if I told you that the NFL was always an old ass conservative white man and what morphed was your ability to see that?

I would but I’d let Rondo call the plays. 

Eh-lite is the domaine of CFL quarterbacks.

Nah. That’s just T shirts in general. Unless you’re a bouncer going out in a t-shirt at all is an IDGAF moment. Nobody sees some schmoe in an Armani T shirt and thinks “What a well dressed sophisticate”

I’ve been waiting 25 years to get my revenge on that kid in my school who had to wear a helmet at recess and yelled to himself. This weekend my diabolical plan came together, when I threw an egg at his house. Or the house of someone who has the same name as him anyway.

It took him that long to realize he was on the Bills? 

Literally no one. Anyone who is shocked by this has sent their social security number to a Nigerian prince and posted Russian propaganda about pizza-based pedophile rings.

People who expected Ohio State to do the right thing deserve to have their identities stolen and used to purchase millions of copies of Nickelback

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

I do not like this Smashing Pumpkins reunion tour.

Three MLB games? I thought the doubleheader was against the Orioles.