So the problem isn’t him. The problem is his parents. Blame them for his behavior, because he’s a ten yer old kid - he’s only going off what’s been taught to him, by lesson or by example.

He’s fucking 10. Give the kid a break. Nobody should be out earning a living and paying taxes at ten years old. You know what they should be doing? Playing hockey and then video games. THAT IS WHAT NORMAL WELL-ADJUSTED TEN YEAR OLDS DO.

Why is it a waste? How does their outcome, good or bad, affect your life whatsoever? What does it cost you to let them have this? What is the burr in this situation that is irritating you?

Dude, i sit at a desk all day. It’s how i make my money. It’s not video games, but it might as well be. I KNOW how bad it can be.

A nuanced and open-minded approach... FINALLY!

You don’t have to like it. You don’t even have to respect it. But it doesn’t mean you’re not wrong.

I’m sure of it. Thought the subject in question was probably also eating a baby or a small animal at the time as well, so the dildo thing just kinda didn’t register. I can only process so much weird at one time.

And then FCA gets a discount for bulk-ordering only three paint colors.

Once again, South Park was ahead of the curve...

I mean, driving thru construction traffic would prevent you from staring at your phone, right?

“Babe, where have you been?! You’re an hour late!”

Never have i ever run across someone who dildo’d while driving, though I’m sure it happens.

No, actually it’s the opposite: it senses when you’re really engaged in the act of driving (by measuring what, i don’t know - grin width? palm sweat? butthole pucker?), and then by recording the location of the road, the nav system will route you that way more regularly to make sure you’re on a road you enjoy, so less…

I mean, you’re wrong, but that’s okay.

Peach, while truly appreciative for being saved, never saw a future for herself living with a mass-murdering plumber from another world, and ultimately ended up friend-zoning Mario.

The numbers are... not great. The range isn’t bad, but the top speed is lower than that of a Nissan Leaf’s. Overall, the thing doesn’t seem like it will have anything near the performance of a Tesla. I don’t know, maybe I’m being mean. Maybe I should just be grateful that we’re getting a Saab at all.

It’s great. Ugly as fuck, but fantastic all the same.

It’s not a dragon, it’s a wyvern.

It’s official - everybody is doing keto now.