You don’t have to like it. You don’t even have to respect it. But it doesn’t mean you’re not wrong.

I’m sure of it. Thought the subject in question was probably also eating a baby or a small animal at the time as well, so the dildo thing just kinda didn’t register. I can only process so much weird at one time.

And then FCA gets a discount for bulk-ordering only three paint colors.

Once again, South Park was ahead of the curve...

I mean, driving thru construction traffic would prevent you from staring at your phone, right?

“Babe, where have you been?! You’re an hour late!”

Never have i ever run across someone who dildo’d while driving, though I’m sure it happens.

No, actually it’s the opposite: it senses when you’re really engaged in the act of driving (by measuring what, i don’t know - grin width? palm sweat? butthole pucker?), and then by recording the location of the road, the nav system will route you that way more regularly to make sure you’re on a road you enjoy, so less…

I mean, you’re wrong, but that’s okay.

Peach, while truly appreciative for being saved, never saw a future for herself living with a mass-murdering plumber from another world, and ultimately ended up friend-zoning Mario.

The numbers are... not great. The range isn’t bad, but the top speed is lower than that of a Nissan Leaf’s. Overall, the thing doesn’t seem like it will have anything near the performance of a Tesla. I don’t know, maybe I’m being mean. Maybe I should just be grateful that we’re getting a Saab at all.

It’s great. Ugly as fuck, but fantastic all the same.

It’s official - everybody is doing keto now.

LOL! Seems none of us saw your sarcasm.

I’m absolutely certain that the 12-year-old Subaru ute and a 31-year-old Toyota pickup of a rock star drummer could probably inspire at least a single interesting article.

Tick, tock, tick, tock...

What if Rosa isn’t going into battle? Then this wouldn’t be her battle armor. What if she’s wearing an outfit for something other than battle? Because while fantasy art definitely has a strong affinity for medieval-style warring, not every character needs to be a warrior. What if she’s a dancer? Or she’s wearing some…

So, like, CDMA?

A 2+2 Corvette? or a 4-door Corvette?