All those people that said I don’t give a fuck that trump is a racist because the economy/stock market is roaring, wonder what they’re going to use as an excuse now for his racism?

I prefer to give women like this my attention.

I served on a state grand jury about a decade ago. One of the people brought up on charges had a huge stash of child pornography, including videos. The DA said, “This is the evidence we have so you can see why we’re presenting the case.”

Well that tears it. I wasn’t sure if he was a bad person before, but now I know for sure.

Bitch please. Jay Cutler looked at that dead ass dolphin and was like, “I choke harder than that in the preseason, bro.” He then threw a pick six to the already dead dolphin.
Dude’s elite.

TENTACLES OUT!

I haven’t seen a Dolphin choke that bad since Ray Finkle.

*ENHANCE*

Tucked away in the parking lot of the Renaissance Hotel

Since Trump was in attendance there were actually two soft flanks.

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…