Not mine, but my favorite I’ve seen so far.

Hahahahahaaaaahaah holy shit our country is so fucking dumb.

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

+1 flat earth society membership

I mean what the fuck! We can hear Dump and Billy on mic, or “mike” as Dump likes to call it. We see the bus with these two shitheads on it as It pulls up and audio continues. The door opens and they get off and start drooling over the poor women waiting for them. And that’s now all fake?

it never happened and the video evidence is faked by the same people who did the moon landing

None of his actions have ever had serious long-term consequences in his entire life. (Bankruptcy to him is just a business choice not a bad consequence.) So, why should he even think to care about telling the truth?

Because the people that support him do not believe:

I can never understand why he lies about things that are so blatantly false that they are debunked within about five minutes, or lies about things that he is literally on camera saying. Does he think that he has a magic weapon that erases people’s memories? And people still support him, it’s madness.

He’s obsessed with it:

For the record, the athletes themselves thanked Trump in their statement. It was the father of one of the athletes who downplayed Trump’s role in the incident.

Funny enough, if there’s three people that are going to be left in jail because of their father it’s gonna be them:

THIS IS MY MOMENT...