Wow, the Axios blurb is shocking without being at all surprising. I think we all knew he’d be governing with Post-Its and Twitter and Cliffs Notes, because he can’t focus on facts, can barely read, has no attention span, & doesn’t do homework.... but he actually admits it. To wit:

This fucker is the least intellectually curious person I’ve ever seen.

Hot take: Religious people are hypocrites. They don’t care about things like prayers or following the word of God.  

“If you go home with someone and they don’t own any books, don’t fuck them”

Trump’s note 4 years from now will have to be dug up from the irradiated dust heap that was the former United States’ seat of power.

Stephen Colbert is part of the liberal media’s anti-bear fear campaign. How often does the media talk about the number of lives bears save every day? Never, because they don’t want you to know the truth.

The only way to stop a bad bear is with a good bear. Ban bear free zones!

On the education of kids with special needs:

I’m not 100% sure we’re going to have the luxury of existence for three more generations, but I like your optimism.

Well, great. God, we are fucked. And we’re probably going to be cleaning up this mess for the next three generations.

I think realizing what this job entails already has. He somehow had no fucking clue, even on November 9, the enormous responsibility that would be heaped on his shoulders. I’d be appreciating his misery if it didn’t mean that anything he does will badly fuck up the country.

His whole adult life has been a staged fucking event.

Fuck Donald Trump a million and half times. I hope pretending to be president ruins his life.

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

A few months ago I said he’s borderline agoraphobic. He only stays at Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago, only flies in his own plane (and returns to Trump Tower in said plane after every out of town engagement). Now he’s proving it.

Can not believe this dumb ass thinks all 46 million are A) Unique B) Real people who C) Approve/ back him.

Challenge for the next 4 years: Find a story about Donald Trump where ‘this is horrifying’ is not a context appropriate descriptor of what is happening.