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Classic Vandehei idiocy: “In this case, my understanding is the President-elect popped in unexpectedly.”

I used to wake up in the morning and walk my dogs and think, “I wonder what today will bring?”

Ever get the idea Trump is just making shit up on the spot? He’s handling his transition like a fifth-grader doing an oral report on a book that’s still sealed in the box from Amazon, carelessly kicked under the bed after he mumbled “Stupid book report.....stupid teacher.....”

Can someone, for the love of what is still pure and good and righteous in this messed up world, take away his Twitter? Please? Pretty, please?

The fact that he feels he needs to affirm that being president is “important” tells me that he doesn’t realize how important being president is.

You’re just realizing this now? Most of my friends died in a fireball nearly 65 million years ago. Those that survived turned from terrible awe inspiring beasts as big as buildings into robins and sparrows. There clearly is no god.

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The thing that I’m concerned about is apathy, that voters didn’t care if the country burned so long as they were the ones to light the match. Every time I think of someone who cast their ballot as a form of protest against the state of American politics and cursed us with what is shaping up to be a deeply retrograde

They don’t care. There’s also no better way to make someone dig their heels in than revealing they’ve been conned.

But, see, Trump didn’t give any speeches at Goldman Sachs. He’s stocking his cabinet with bankers, but speeches are all that matters. Focus, people. /s

This is what happens when America doesn’t spend enough on public education.

And, like any self-respecting, middle-school kickball team, the smart, bookish kids with the glasses and the girls will be picked last.

Will the Republicans actually confirm all of these clowns? Most of them don’t have a single qualification for the positions to which they’re being appointed. Like, just the most absurd, loose connections to the positions.

His cult loves it. Not that they care who fills each spot, they are delighting in the fact we are so upset with them. Payback, that is all. Their lives are so miserable, they want everyone else’s to be too.

He’s picking people to dismantle the things they head up. It’s so obviously intentional at this point. Russia wants to weaken the US, and they won their puppet presidency so it’s going to happen.

The Kremlin is so fond of Tillerson that it awarded him the Order of Friendship decoration in 2012, one of the country’s highest civilian honors.

this, and well, everything else, really begs the question: does president evil actually know what any of these positions actually do? this seems less like a president-elect building a cabinet of individuals who can guide the country into prosperity, safety and progress for the next four years, and more like a kid

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