They should probably vet him before he visits. Then put him through some advanced interrogation, just to determine what his intentions are. Then if necessary, place him in some sort of camp until they determine what to do with people of his kind.

But not really;

But if Trump did this (took public money and never returned a product) - he would be considered a genius and would sue you if you said otherwise. UUUGE deal.

I’m pretty sure Romney has declined the Secretary of State position and Conway is acting on Trumps orders to malign him. Then it can look like he “rejected” Romney because his followers didn’t approve. It scares me how easily he seems to be able to get his talking points out to the media and covered as facts.

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

you know what i will miss most about obama?

You don’t really think that Obama’s staff would be willing to work for the Trump administration, do you?

Obama’s staff are Democratic party staffers. None of them would take the job. The Republicans wouldn’t let Trump make the offer in view of the very reasonable fear of letting a fox into the hen house in terms of leaks to the press or to the Democratic opposition.

As soon as Clinton and Obama reached out to Trump, his manic desire to be loved by everyone immediately kicked into gear and he began walking back many of his previous positions- on deportations, on the prosecution of Bill and Hillary, and on his language concerning undocumented immigrants who haven’t committed…

“a toxic Hot Pocket glued to a micropenis”

Just a friendly reminder to all the progressives who couldn’t find it in their heart to vote for Hillary...fuck you.

Here’s the thing though. Democrats did. I reposted this all over the place today, but it bears repeating.

Principessa Passive Aggressive is rubbing her father’s non-victory victory in our faces. In part because she knows her father is on the Twitter and she’d better hedge her bets.

I wouldn’t say Ivanka’s “trying” to be an asshole, I think she’s being extremely successful at it. I know a woman who thinks that Ivanka secretly disagrees with Trump but she feels forced to support him. HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah no this entire family is trash.

get rekt