Is this post satire?

Notice how team instinct is the only one actually wrecking s#!t in this gif.

I only picked Instinct because of the three Gen 1 Legendaries, Zapdos was the best. Her high speed and special stats combined with her then unique typing made her an absolute powerhouse. I plowed through most of Pokemon Stadium with that girl alone.

I thought I would find overwhelming support for the advice offered to the first guy, but... I was wrong. Just because you’re in a relationship with someone doesn’t mean you get to authorize their platonic day-to-day interactions. Talking to people without your knowledge isn’t some cloak and dagger clandestine way to…