Or just spray an entire can of Axe all over your torso. At least that’s what the commercials told me to do.

don’t you get that in England we’ve been honing the fine art of being politely and artfully frosty for thousands of years? don’t take this away from us too!

People who care about their eyebrow shape do not care about it for you, dude.

Ohhh yes. My favorite pants are my cargo pants, and I don’t care how unfashionable they are. But where men’s cargo pants could smuggle a small child, my side pockets are juuuust big enough to stick my cell phone in one side and just barely squeeze my 3DS in the other (I have my lunch break priorities, and playing…

Like the correlation between ice cream cone sales and shark attacks.

Life Calendar started out as an android app I scraped together over a couple of weekends. Feedback has since been overwhelmingly positive, so I decided to continue work on it.