I ask for so many things like a fair salary and affordable healthcare and proper turn-signaling and I just keep getting things I never asked for.

this is eye-opening and heartbreaking :/

So when I see people with ridiculous tattoos I can turn them in?

“Of course we can’t judge. If you choose to do it (unlike your lover’s stitch!), and it makes you happy, go for it.”

I absolutely agree. “based on his lying about being bisexual and having no intention of even attempting a monogamous relationship” - there are two items there, one being bisexuality and the other being him not being monogamous.

My mother was a first grade teacher for many years. She once had a student whose first name was Mr.

About as obtuse as I imagine you’d be if you were the spawn of Mike Huckabee.

All of these quotes sound like they’ve been pulled bad 6th grade reports.

This is the argument of a mental toddler. By this logic, she should just stay quiet and try to “rise above it,” or some other bullshit.

April 17, 2006.

The Booty Eating Renaissance was a lie.

Yeah I guess the shooter should have just taken a lesson from Caitlyn and got in their car in order to murder someone.

I think it’s great that conservatives are such good shots they can murder dozens of people in one go.

Caitlyn is the only reason Scott Disick isn’t the most repellant member of that family.

I think it’s easy to say people are mentally ill when they kill, because the idea of someone doing it not as a result of mental illness is incomprehensible on some level. It’s not always the case.

I disagree.

Obama Care victims... Dafuq?

I’m the mother of two boys. If they’re in high school and a teacher propositions them and I find out I’m going straight to the police. It’s not just about the age difference. There’s also a real power imbalance.

Wow, make champagne popsicles is the new let them eat cake. I never got that memo. Nice.