Fleetwood Fucking Mac at #2?

I can come to the office and blast Eliminator and Out of the Blue while looking sternly into everyone’s eyes if that is necessary.

I’m a big Simon and Garfunkel fan and no way should be they be on a rock music list.

Did you guys institute a cutoff year as far as what can be considered classic? Or was this all kind of off the cuff?

The most classic rock is igneous.

I’m just happy Dylan DIDN’T make this list.

Is Classic Rock an era or an age?  These seem more like antique rock groups.  These days Nirvana and Smashing Pumpkins are “classic” if what we really mean is old.

What year was the oldest staff member involved in this list born?

I recently took my dad to see Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band and even at 92 years old (or whatever) he still rocked. He should be, like, No. 40 or something.

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

What a coincidence. I searched the site to jerk off to some soccer. GOOOAAALL!!

Prior to this Gaffney’s hottest porn upload had been a livefeed of its water tower.

“Uncommon on our campus” sounds suspiciously like “this has happened before”.

“May I speak with the Dean? Yes, hi, um...a friend, I mean...someone who works with my friend-uh-yes, told me, that is, told my friend that there are videos of a women’s soccer team taken in the locker room at your school on an ‘adult’ video site. What is the name of the site? I-uh...huh...I didn’t think to ask. And I…

I was only on the site to to figure out how to stay away from the site. 

I tried to search the site to ensure the were taken down, but I got distracted.

“learned of the videos”

The styling is ok. It may look dated now but for its time it was pretty cool and I gave it a 6.

They were Teslas? 🤔

The rats also felt none of the body panels lined up and the interior was too sparse.