Drivers: “I don’t want to die getting a blowout at 200+ MPH.”

It helps to remember that our musical stars are all usually in their 20s when they’re at their peaks. The Beatles for example.

Hopefully he doesn’t get a non-threatening warning email from his Internet company.

EDIT: I’m pretty embarrassed that I didn’t even consider torrenting. LOL

Hopefully he doesn’t get a non-threatening warning email from his Internet company.

Maybe he torrented it like everyone else?

I think Kanye gave André a fake/unfinished or edited track. After André did a verse for the track, Kanye turned it into a diss track and André’s verse about his mom no longer fit the track. This is a typical Kanye move. He releases edited information that makes himself look good, but is total BS.

So, wait, if I’m understanding this right, Kanye wanted a “clean” album as a tribute to his mother, to the extent that a guest verse from Andre 3000 about the death of his own mom was deemed too dirty, but he put Marilyn Manson on it? Isn’t that like cutting a Will Smith track because he said heck once and replacing…

I trailered home an old 240z from Idaho to Portland. It had about a dozen different wasps nests in it. I didn’t see any movement from them when we loaded it on the trailer. After I got on the road, I could see wasps crawling out from all the panel joints. They would hang on for a while, and then blow off the surface…

I’m not sure this beats the odometer shooting oil all over your leg/foot when you drive, but it’s close.

Cavalier Z24, which - stop laughing - was kinda hot shit

Back in the day by brother had a Cavalier Z24, which - stop laughing - was kinda hot shit back then. Unfortunately he bought his dirt cheap because it had been in an absolutely horrific front end collision and put back together by a back alley body shop. Looked fine, but the whole damn thing was held together with…

Star for wasp nest, that brings sketchy to a whole new level.

I’ve owned a few sketchy cars, but the ultimate version for me is the 1980 Corvette I bought in 2011.

You should’ve rolled up the windows and let the fumes smother the bees. As an added bonus, it would knock you out too so you wouldn’t feel the stings.

A Smart car. I will never set foot in one of those things again. I had a reservation for a VW compact rental at a German rental place in my town and when I showed up, the VW wasn’t available because it had a maintenance issue. They gave me a partial refund and a Smart car instead. So as not to scrap my plans, I set…

In 1996 or so, a friend of mine told me his mom wanted to get rid of their old station wagon. It was a 1980 Pontiac Catalina Safari station wagon with the notorious Olds 350 Diesel. It had been sitting for about 5 years. I brought two good car batteries and got it to crank over, but wouldn’t start. I administered a…

1979 Plymouth Volare coupe, slant six and an automatic. It had been sitting for two years and had weeds growing through the rust holes in the trunk. Bought it for $175, threw a battery and some fresh gas in it, and drove it home 30 miles. The transmission wouldn’t shift unless I started in low and shifted it manually,…

When they have to tell you not to rest your heel on a particular street sign that now comprises the driver’s floor because “it’s been sliding out,” you know you have made a sketchy choice in Spring Break transport.