And NOW you’ve called it a “sweet potato” and then a “yam,” which I assume will provoke more comments.

You have completely missed the point of this post

i feel like if you are licensed to operate a motor vehicle you are more than qualified to determine POTATO from LEMON

Apparently not slow enough for you to pull numbers out of your ass.

Improperly secured apple accounts are hardly viruses.

I appreciate your advice, but that doesn’t answer my question.

Manual AMG?

I blame tiny women with no training in physics.

There’s an actual lifehack to this... rent the truck yourself, and then pay for the movers at each location.

This just happened last night — car doing 70 mph (legal speed limit) on the interstate hit a deer. My son, his girlfriend and their son all walked away without a scratch because of safety restraints and a child safety seat. So today, because of research & development and lobbying and politicians passing good laws,…

White lies are those used to get someone to the lunch room for a surprised birthday cake office party, lying about a flat tire that never happened with fake photos to cover for being late is a BIG FN BOLD FACE LIE.

Better yet: imagine doing both—talking to your partner AND doing shit on your own to educate your own damn self because you’re a grown-ass adult.

If you have a single specific partner, you’re right. If you have a recurring problem with multiple partners however, better read that book if it can help. Also, obligatory “Why not both?”

Okay, you clearly just don’t understand what abnormal means. It does not mean “anything that isn’t perfectly average.”

Yeah... a condition that applies to about 70,000,000 people is not “abnormal.” A 6'3" person is not at all unusual. Statistically, there most likely at least 1 of them on any flight in a commercial jet. 

Yes. Sony WF-1000XM3 are true wireless in-ears with ANC.

I do not know this “water doctor” that you speak of but if someone calls themself an XXXXXXX Doctor, they are probably full of crap. See examples: Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, Dr. Doolittle, etc. etc. etc.

Update: I looked into Mr. Fred (refuse to call him a doctor). His website was made in flash circa 1990's tech, his…

Agree. The manufacturer knows what’s in our and societies best interests when it comes to using their products. I started smoking long ago because the folks at RJ Reynolds knew what’s best. I stopped smoking when I stopped believing them. Am I wrong?

I think you covered the morning breath part, but I think there’s morning wood concept that is CRUCIAL. For those in relationships with men, you’ll notice that the little guy that rises with the sun is totally misleading.

Really? How do you figure? How much effort does it really take to put a kid in a rear-facing car seat? Oh, right, none, because they’re already in there.

Fuck your sanctimonious, ignorant self. No one’s suggesting putting children in cocoons, except bafoons who prefer to jump immediately to the reductio ad absurdum…