This is what I have found works for me:

People have tried moving against Floyd, but has anyone tried not moving?

That’s a bunch of malarkey. Dudes that say this are themselves just secretly hoping to bone every woman they know. Not all guys are like this.

I have to disagree here. All the armor sets in Destiny are unique and bad ass looking.

This is factually inaccurate

Here’s something I hope you’ll address in a future article in this series: how to keep from waking up as soon as you’re lucid. That’s always my problem — snapping to lucidity seems to jolt me out of sleep entirely.

WELP. THAT’S A WRAP FOLKS. SWITCH IS GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE. PUBLISHERS, GET ON THE FUCKING TRAIN BEFORE THE TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

How little interest does Ubisoft have in this franchise that it took them over a year to issue a patch?

Won’t happen. PVP games can’t have their players at multiple framerates. It wouldn’t be fair for people that didn’t upgrade to the Pro

Good on his parents for making sure the kid stays hydrated.

Cotdamn, that has to be the most perfectly outfitted Porsche I’ve ever seen. The color, interior, wheels...everything is just right

I’ve met dozens of this motherfucker before. The bluster is all they have. To quote Mr.-Z, “You know the type, loud as a motorbike, but wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight.”

James Harden flailing wildly in vain, hoping for a foul call after Manu’s block, is an underrated part of that clip.

Which 911 would I get?

They keep buffing and nerfing Dva and I can’t keep up!

Me in a Dark Souls boss fight:

I will. Don’t spit fire and act like an ass if you can’t fucking take it.

This is why you should have a co-driver.