I would like six 49ers to be my pallbearers...just don’t pick them from the receiving corps...those fuckers drop everything.

Man! He is really taking advantage of Calaveras Road still being closed. Gotta love seeing the backroad I use to get around crappy Bay Area traffic (when it’s open).

Hate to be that guy, but a switch version would be an instabuy for me.

There have been exotics that require PVP since year 1.  Get over it.

You take that back! Bills fans can’t afford coke!

That’s why it’s on the Switch ....

This is making me rethink my decision to buy this game.

No. We need the RS6 Avant. Literally yesterday.

That color is fantastic.

Nice to hear of the changes, but man—I’ve lost all will to play anymore. A case of too little too late maybe?

I hate fucking pieces of shit who throw contempt at people for making an honest error. Are you the perfect example of human perfection? He screwed up. He’s clearly sorry. Get bent.

Man Destiny 2 would LOVE to have this problem right about now.

Here’s an idea. Get fucked.

I knew you would say that, and I am coming from the future to tell you that you are wrong.

I think we are done here.

no way this is awesome.

giri, your tennis posts are the most delightful thing about deadspin right now. just the best.

This is what I have found works for me: