I thought Dragon Age: Inquisition was great. Dunno why people have soured on it over time. Obviously it had some issues (epitomized by the Hinterlands) but I really enjoyed the combat, story, and characters. (Iron Bull!)

Not being first doesn’t excuse this crap. The console is incredibly poorly built, by Nintendo’s standards. They’re usually great about this stuff. And funny enough, Sony and MS seemed to have learned their lessons, because this generation has been devoid of widespread RRoD type failures.

I mean if you dont like it yet you are probably a monster but you should seriously give it a shot and finish the first season. It’s some of the best writing, fight scenes, and animation from any animated series I’ve ever watched.

- Libido is hell of a drug. Go whack it once or twice (to a neutral party) and immediately after think about which one you want to be with.

I think I would want to wear gloves just in case my hands made contact with anything.

I mean... if anyone’s going to kick a torpedo...

I sure as shit hope not. The people who want matchmaking in raids are the breathing-int0-the-mic lackwits that can’t figure out that LFG sites exist.

“Hey, can you guys wait for me for 45 minutes? My mom says I have to go eat dinner.”

Lamborghini will fight you. Lamborghini will fight your whole goddamn peasant family. Did you look at Lamborghini wrong? Who do you think you are? Lamborghini brought a goddamn laptop to the fight. Lamborghini is recording this. Lamborghini is going to use a f*cking satellite to quantify the speed, acceleration, and…

I don’t even like tennis, but I enjoyed this article and might actually follow the competition a little.

But what if Destiny 2 is really good and it just becomes: “Destiny 2, a video game which is really good and hard to make fun of.”?

Damn. Why do I like this so much?

Makes perfect sense. Broken tibias are always a calves problem.

U mad bro?

For me and my raid group it’ll be a fun weekend and a nice bit of closure to three years of this ridiculous, terrible, fantastic video game.

But will it brick out when near an aquarium?

Stop using everyday things, it’s messing with my dream!

Ahhh, that was it! I kept having that issue at the aquarium I work at today. And then I went home and tried to play 1-2 Switch with my goldfish, same thing! Went to my bedroom, though...and it also happened, because that’s where my wi-fi was.

Careful where you say that