OK so, like, yeah, laugh, they do look silly, and GM and all that, but...

The series of mental rationalizations and compromises that lead to this must have been like:

This is the sort of ingenuity someone comes up with when their battery tie down breaks 100 miles from the nearest paved road and they need a solution that gets them home. This is not “ingenuity” when it comes from the factory this way.

Ingenuity from an assembly line worker is actually a very bad thing.

I will tell you what happened. From Bugalaga airstrip you should have plotted a 126 degrees course to the mine, east-south-east.

Dear Will, if you took a second to try and review the *game* Microsoft Flight Simulator instead of the concept of cloud and games as a service, maybe you would have done the tutorial, which would have taught you to fly VFR (which incidentally is the only form of navigation actually included in the tutorial).

This has been the federal government’s coronavirus response in a nutshell: begrudgingly ordering up a half-baked solution it didn’t even end up using all that much.

Can we make a new rule? I call it, never use the name “Larry Bird” in an article about a white basketball player rule. Its absolutely silly. 

i dont know what’s going on. i didnt read the article. i just saw this guy with a terrific photo that made him look like he didnt have a fully formed arm.

sports!

In reality probably no. But if message boards are an indication, there are millions and millions of people who claim to drive 301 miles each day. Stating that EVs are a waste of time and that they will never buy one.

So the most tawdry, deviant rumors about tRump are true - aaaaand, so what? Is this going to move any needles? No it is not. Is it anything we haven’t already heard in one way or another? Nope. So Read the book if you must, but please don’t enrich Michael Cohen, who is still one of the world’s biggest assholes.…

I can find the MT09, Street Triple, and 790 Duke all under $10k on cycle trader right now. All offer 100hp and competent handling.

Screw off.

1st: “Check out our KILLER new line of genuine Ford Bronco accessories. Precision-engineered to fit like a... well, you know.”

Honestly, fuck you.

Not having your Corvette forever branded with the unspeakable term “2020" is a $2500 option.  NP.

We have a really low minimum wage, no mass transit system and many rural areas where most transit schemes wouldn’t be cost efficient. But our poor people, especially rural ones, still need transportation. Thus we have low or nonexistent minimums for inspections and insurance.

Here’s the full inspection in Michigan:

Literally do nothing.

🤔 Multiple FCA employees involved in this scheme in jail already

So...Savage (Remix) > WAP, right?