"IT'S A FUCKING STICK!"

"IT'S A FUCKING STICK!"

I'm still kind of shocked Abi got more votes than Shane Powers.

Now if only he could have the same response any time someone brings up Redemption Island.

I loved Tasha's logic, as a fan. But realistically, if we, as fans, voted in Abi by majority, then we kind of deserve to get fucked over with an Abi final.

He's like new school Survivor's version of Big Tom, except I think I'd actually get along with Keith in real life.

Just like the old gypsy woman said!

Just like the old gypsy woman said!

Every juror's question is going to be, "Pick a number between 1-10."

On the plus side, this means no Parade of Fallen Losers.

It's a spoiler about what is likely to happen, but the teaser doesn't imply when it will happen, exactly. Could be at 6, could be at 5.

I love how it's not even up for debate that that's what the big "first" is.

I would actively try to throw a reward challenge at the individual stage of the game, since there's no choice you can make on who to take with you that won't piss someone off. If I'm going to be on a reward, let it be because I was taken along by the poor sap who wins the thing. Otherwise, let me chill at camp and get…

That's a good point. You won't know how the idols are found this season unless you actually find a clue to one, which is why some people might assume the idol holders just stumbled across them in the woods, not realizing just what sort of risky moves Wentworth and Jeremy had to make to procure those idols.

I feel like we're finally getting Prime Spencer. The Spencer we would have gotten had he not repeatedly found himself starting the game on losing tribes, and finding himself at the bottom as a result. I've never been a particularly huge Spencer fan, but I think it's an absolute miracle he's still here, considering how…

Which is an approach I'll never understand. Tasha believes that the jury will respect her game less if she takes a goat like Abi to the end, particularly on a season with strategists of this caliber. But you would think strategists of this caliber would appreciate the tact in surrounding yourself with goats so that…

Abi is voted out. Wentworth spends the next minute looking like she's trying to figure out what just happened.

The vote tonight was weird to me.

I'm less surprised about "another really fast guy" than I am about the bafflingly similar motivations for the villains. Both Earth-1 Wells and Zoom want to help Barry get stronger for their own specific reasons. In the case of Earth-1 Wells, you could even argue he was sort of sympathetic with his reasons, since dude…

Wouldn't Mardon then know as well? Or did he already know?