That was Laughlin’s kids who went to USC, not the kid who went to Stanford. Some of the kids were in on it and others were kept in the dark completely. Some parents are on wiretap actually saying “my kid cannot find out about this because then she won’t go to a school she did not earn her way into” etc.

They’re saving that for Zion. 

They’re saving that for Zion. 

I don’t understand why an event occurring at a known date in the future wouldn’t account for estimated inflation...unless...and hear me out here: hosting the Olympics is a nearly bottomless money pit and is always run by sleazy rich lying assholes.

It was the first fucking scene in the first episode of the first season. They’ve been laying it out for eight goddamn years, man. 

If memory serves - and we all now fickle a thing memory is! - the first ten minutes of the first episode of the entire series presented a threat, and then for the next eight years everyone went around explaining how fucking important that threat was. Then, in the third episode of the final six-episode season, the…

Well, the show itself has respectfully disagreed with your opinion for 7.5 years.  

I think he’s saying that the writing of the show completely undermined the established stakes.

The greatest trick the Rockets ever pulled is making half the league Warriors fans for two weeks. 

If someone was going to ruin Endgame, I’d have guessed Andy Reid.

It’s impressive to look selfish while posting a triple-double.

Brains, ranked:

You qualified with "still living". Is there a non-living NBA great that you'd like even less?

Why not Melo?  He qualifies as “former” by now.

A friend with pain in deez is a friend indeed

I don’t know how good he’ll ever be now, but another big takeaway from Cousins’s injury is that the chances of Golden State resigning him just skyrocketed. If he would have stayed healthy someone would have thrown a max at him even if he’s looked a little off this year. That’s not happening now, so I’m sure Golden…

Plus his name is an anagram for “Cake Alarm” which is pretty awesome.

I remember those days, when my wife would get clogged milk ducks.  I’d make some hot compresses, and I’d have to chase the little bastards around the living room, finally pinning them down and trying to hold the warm wash cloths and hot water bottles onto the squirmy, squishy little guys. Then after a few minutes, my…

I have to agree on this one. She at the very least needs to practice having her speeches proofread by slooths looking to see how much damage her words can do when out of context.

You know what was awesome about Paul Pierce? Kevin Garnett.

My favorite part of this article is the description “former Washington Wizard.”