Bald don't lie!

If only we had some leads! GAH!

In LA even the first pitch leaves the park early

Normally a divorced spouse gets half of everything, but thanks to the savvy pre-nup that Wilson signed, Ashton is left without even a quarter back.

Sosa's the last person I'd expect to be whitewashed.

Fifth? I have 3 cars. Well one is my wifes, but I make the payments, and one wont start. But you are telling me that I am only one car away from being someone who would then buy an Aventador? Sweet.

I really hope her major wasn't English Lit.

Would have been far more effective in removing the lint had he started from the bottom.

Wesley Lowery is in my wedding party. I'll kick him out of the wedding for that sappy shit!! Thanks for alerting me to this!

I had a very good friend who trained with a Gunter type trainer. He looked unbelievable. He was chiseled and tan. He attracted a very hot younger dude. And then he had a heart attack at 49. Had to quit everything, his dude left him, and now he is dealing with heart damage and being a skinny dude. Awful.

Abuse of steroids, HGH, and other PEDs has become an epidemic in Hollywood because of the pressure for everyone, even middle-aged and old dudes, to have action figure bodies, but whatever because you enjoy ogling ripped torsos.

A Marathon Runner Fell Near the Finish Line And Well, You're Probably Right When You Guess What Comes Next

Are you going to admit that you didn't read the whole comment or are you going to pretend that didn't happen?

The problem with the people that keep pointing out Lueke's history is that it ignores the possibility for redemption despite a checkered past. People make mistakes and they grow as a result of it. Yes, it's an ugly truth. Nobody is going to deny it. But the fact remains: many people have gone on from being members of…

http://m.mlb.com/video/v3216455… Tabata did the same "pimping" (which is a stupid phrase) on a double earlier in the season. The Brewers players didn't start crying, they accepted the fact that Tabata did something and if they didn't wan't him celebrating then they should play better.

This is exactly correct. The understated swagger is the only one that is an actual swagger. Guys can make a big show of things, but that's because they have to.

The opinion I take away from this clip is that his swagger is simple yet refined. Boastful yet understated. And therefore the swagger of all swagger. Pay attention, youngsters. That is how it is done.

Here's Van Gundy's preferred method of transportation:

It's easier to spell than Sandusky, that's for sure.

I'm not too worried about the publicity; I imagine that 90% of their traffic is generated by kids trying to find porn for the first time.