actually, maybe your first line of defense is "please dont.."

Robin, thank you so much for writing this. "How to tell you parents you've BEEN with a prostitute" is easier because of women like you and articles like this.

are you new to giz on friday nights?

good beats. hot chicks. +1

another armchair reporter reporting for duty!

i wonder who survived

Sad you do not know words, and their definitions. I weep, while I inform.

i have yet to try the app, but 911, 911, 911, 911, channel 9 news, therapist?

first line of defense: rape whistle

AGREED. horrible hipster pop song, for a dirty gritty all out war game. trying to appeal to fay metro douches makes me skip out on a lot of things advertised..

"holy mypants" in your case

your sarcasm wins

the real question is, can you use anymore ? and !..?

whoa..

meme mento

memento

http://youtu.be/ memento or meme mento. i cant look at that word without these two things popping into my head.

whats the deal with big styrofoam helmets? who wears em? and why?! where do these people come from? and whats the deal with airplane nuts.......?

Pure win

No, because this isnt journalism. expect more from journalism, expect less from blogs.