Or, this one could have been filed under douchebag week. Meh.

Love this movie. That’s a SKYFLEET S570, (er, AIRBUS A380) amiright?

Well, that’s embarrassing, isn’t it? Thank you for pointing that out, and I stand corrected.

How’s this for irony. It’s been 800 years since the Magna Carta was signed, including an article demanding that citizens not be deprived of life or property without due process of law. In other words, that a bunch of White Anglo Saxon Protestants would not be arbitrarily killed by the King’s men on a whim. Some 500…

There isn’t ANY measure by which the United States can be described as “failed” unless...oh wait. Troll. Never mind.

No not everyone. When Eric Casebolt went berserk, it was clear throughout the video (and this is the most shocking part, for me) that there are 3 or 4 unidentified adult white males that follow the officer around, in close proximity. It is clear that the officer didn’t feel any threat from random guys staying in close…

We must strike now, while they still need training wheels!

Definitely like the Lexus...

No. That’s for the rest of us.

No. That’s for the rest of us.

2 ways to become a better liar:

I found this one particularly wrenching

Running in heels was the most campy part of the movie. The “nah-that-couldn’t-happen” of it kept me from over-thinking the idea that an evil corporation wouldn’t learn not to mess with nature, or that people would actually go back to a park where the dinosaurs got loose and KILLED EVERYBODY less than 20 years ago. You…