Puck really looks like shit these days.

That’s a tough situation but a situation that many women have been in. The solution? Pretend like he has the wrong twitter number.

She had a crush on the Aaron Carter of 16 years ago. A far different person than the Aaron Carter of today. Wake up numbskull.

So everything else she was cool with? It was the being bisexual that drove her away? Damn.

Chloe: did I say Aaron Carter? I meant Aaron Burr.

He looks like an older Daniel Craig (which is weird because Daniel Craig has an old face).

My mom was 18 when she started going out with my 38 year old dad. They’re still together, though now it has evened out and they’re 64 and 84.

Ignoring how awful Aaron looks now, doesn’t he have a girlfriend? I remember they were both on TV interviewed about his recent arrest. The gf isn’t bothered by Aaron asking Chloe out? Is this one of his hall passes or something?

“Honestly, sometimes when I hook up with 24 year olds after kickball and softball, even that feels a little strange.”

The words “herpes” and “Atlantic City Days Inn” were born to br together.

LOL that’s what everybody does! The whole point of joining social kickball is to meet ppl. Although softball is a bit more competitive, if I am asking a young lady to play softball with me, it’s not because I’m trying to hook up with her, it’s because she was a college athlete and I want to win some goddamn softball

Humblebraggin.

Did he miss the fact that she was four when she had a crush on him? Or not care? Or because he’s harbored the same crush on Hilary Duff for decades, does he think that crushes are permanent? Either way, he needs to step away from the twitter.

The first tweet was/would have been fine as a “ha, I saw your interview, here’s a joke” thing. The follow-up tweet smacks of creepy desperation.

Let’s force all women to date the man or woman they crushed on at 4. I’m sure Elmo has a pretty open schedule these days.

I doubt it was anyone trying to be funny. Like the article said, it’s probably a sign that’s all over the store. The manager likely told some kids to spread them out all over the place and they just weren’t thinking when they put it up there. They aren’t paid enough to bother thinking about what they’re doing.

Some 19-year old associate who thought he was being funny is definitely being fired, if it hasn’t already happened.

As I’ve said many times before, I’m from the south, and have never lived anywhere else. As a southern liberal, I’m part of a tiny minority, and I long ago gave up hope that the region would be joining the rest of the world any fucking time soon. Because this place is populated by people who believe the hype. They…

why can’t we have nice things anymore? the speakers on those gramophones were hand-painted and probably made in America. If there were a reproduction made, the flowers would be some shitty decaled-on crap that looks hideous and was applied by a ten year old Bangladeshi child in a sweat shop...

I don’t buy the fear argument at all. You don’t have to denounce a person to avoid working with them.