It was my entrance song at work for two years! (I was always late...)

Did you wear socks with your Tevas?

I saw ‘Maurice’ as a young man. No need to see this. The actor who isn’t Hammer looks too twinky.

Say what you will about Tricky Dick, but I liked him because he was so basic. Dare I say it? He was a basic bitch. There were entirely no airs about this man. I adored Pat Nixon as a young boy. I thought she was so glamorous!

He would be better off finding a mate. America will not elect another ‘bachelor’ President. We have ‘bachelor’ Senators (Hey, Ms. Graham) but only one bachelor President.

Not really. I have been an adult about 21 years and have never had a problem finding weed.

They love to see “librul tears” and refer to liebrals as snowflakes. It’s all about projection.

Leave Goldwater out of this! He was a man of principles!

Take that back. I love Southern Charm! T Rav is my spirit animal!

PSA: If you purchased milk on the day this Gentlemen was hired, the milk is still good.

Saw a picture of the gents. One is cute. hopefully, he is packing!

But what would she write about? All the people she used to write about are irrelevant themselves!

Homeschooled, in some backward Evangelical hovel, seems more likely.

*Apricot colored Cheeto.

He’s worried about his legacy and wants to be known as a Maverick for eternity. Plus, I don’t think they assured him that one of his kids could have his seat once he dies. McCain is only out for McCain. Ask his first wife...

If I remember correctly, the Blue Dogs were decimated like the little twerps they were!

My grandma (AA woman/early 90s) loves rice pudding!

Is this real?

He’s cute and definitely a Ryan Cabrera fan!

Quincy was a Medical Examiner (ME). And he lived on a kick-ass houseboat while solving crime! That man knew how to live.