I eagerly await the day. I spent a long two weeks in Tuscon back in the nineties. Had roommate named Starlight and she had a boyfriend named Fredo (like the sauce). Here I am, at the end of a long evening at a cockfight and my winnings are coming up short. Starlight or Fredo shut the lights off and I begin to hear…

First.

And lots and lots of cowbell!

Wasn’t Enoch raptured? He did not die, he just walked into heaven...

They also pimp out the young males to adult entertainment companies. You’ll be surprised how many porn models have Mormon backgrounds. This group ABUSES everybody and everything they touch!

It is my job to do this!

And yet, America continues to ignore the Lambada. This dance craze inspired two movies, two pop songs, and not a single devotee. Sad!

I laughed way to hard at this.

Steel beams?

No, let’s be HUGE dicks! He is a member of the party that refused to have a discussion on gun control after a classroom of children were slaughtered.

That is a majestic chicken.

I’m a dude and I would love for Drake to murder my vagina. I wish Amanda luck and hope she reaches for the stars! Also, I hope Drake really takes her up on that offer if that what she truly still craves.

Lord Buckethead is a popular feature in UK politics. Typically runs against the Prime Minister.

She should be working on that “Mama’s Family” miniseries I have been waiting on since I was eight!

What about Allentown?

Is it Jared? I am sure Jared has a boyfriend!He sets my gaydar off and he has wonderful porcelain skin! He never seems to be wear though...

John McCain is a very ill, old, and senile man. When is Meghan McCain going to be appointed the junior Senator from Arizona?

If any Jez commentators have an adorable accent like that one, get at me!

Freedumb!

Sounds like a jukebox musical.