Can Black America have one thing to themselves without it being appropriated by Greater America? You have our jazz, our rap music, we gave you the best President of the last twenty years, and now the 40 oz. I’m done!

I gave hated this bitch since he first hosted “Inside Edition” back in the 90s. Every year they went to Spring Break and I, as a little man, would ask, Why? And now I know the answer: Bill was perving after the younger chicks. This man is a disgusting abomination of an individual!

Since that repulsive, Apricot colored cheeto uttered her name the other day, I have been hearing about her more and more! Just like Frederick Douglas! Coincidence? Yeah, probably.

What’s new? Republicans have ALWAYS been straight up ASSHOLES! Well, except for Lincoln. (I give him a pass due to his Vampire slaying).

I need a source/proof of those booty calls to Jackie O.

Are you selling those?

I will be calling and emailing all night to have this photo removed from his Twitter. It is absolutely disgusting how he is using those poor children! I’m disgusted.

Do you have any insight on Eurovision 2017? Asking for myself and my friends!

I had no idea what that activity my opiate riddled neighbors were doing: coal rolling. It makes so much sense. Let’s waste precious resources to make liberals angry. SAD!

Does he ski?

Let’s call this bitch what he really is: A conspiracy manager!

So the Wichita Lineman is also fucked?

Cancer!

She was never worthy of the gold. Team Harding for life!

Americans! /s

Will this be covered?

I love that show. Bruce Willis is really one of America’s most underappreciated actors!

Me!

Coffee flask? I have never heard of this invention! Do you keep liquor in it?

I’m not reaching out to them, I am waiting for their plagues to get them: Opiods, natural disaster, or a good old fashioned heart attack!