You need to take your meds, dude!

You can be a felon and run for President.

No, the actor was from Baltimore and not a batshit, crazed cultist.

First!

I just received my inheritance after a 10 year battle with me step-mum! I am all in! Sign. Me. Up.

Seriously, do those exist?

The most important question.

Go to sleep!

LBJ was a good president. It was rumoured he had a big dick!

I was told to go back to my country: I’m African-American. No one is safe.

I love that colouring. Do you have a brother?

A college student who attends their classes? Are you a unicorn?

Ok. You like stripper rock.

Oh my! There was a Brit man a few years ago who also fit into a suitcase...

He does not have sex with Melania. He does three way sex with Ivanka and Jared!

Aren’t they also still passing out bottled water?

Young Tarr=Tomatoe Face

Ivanka and her beard know everything. They know.

LOCK THEM UP! LOCK THEM UP! LOCK THEM UP! LOCK THEM UP!

Her brother, Lee Anthony, was cute