Pepperidge Farms remembers.

The brand name.

Money? Connections?

Me too, my friend, me too.

An old.

Inside his head!

Eunice Harper-Higgins?

Long time fan. Many a Sunday evening was spent with my great-grandma and my great-great grandmother watching “Murder, She Wrote.” I always thought they should do a reboot and re-cast the character as an old Queen(played by me, of course!) who meddles in everybody’s business.

I never cared for the movie, but I love Sandra Bullock!

Me and Angela Lansbury go waaaay back!

My nieces, both born in the 2000s, adore Aaliyah! they also like Selena.

We got some weird shit going on here in Ohio. I’m glad most of it doesn’t make the national news!

Boca Raton.

I would retire to Ohio. No one would even give him a second look here.

Take AM too!

What?

Not mine ;)

10/10 would still fuck him!

I’m sending boxes Lucky Charms cereal! But seriously, we need to get some sort of action on this gun problem. Mass shooting #5 of 2017. Stay safe, America!

Seriously asking (bcuz I totes agree with your point) what should we do instead?