this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [looks behind to see a trail of toppled hurdles]

I would expect Lynch to be an excellent MK player, considering his daily experience with an evil figurehead telling players their souls belong to him.

Straight up, that roof looks like a butthole.

It's Pop, you hear me? POP. Soda is for coastal degenerates, and Coke is for Civil War losers.