this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [looks behind to see a trail of toppled hurdles]

I would expect Lynch to be an excellent MK player, considering his daily experience with an evil figurehead telling players their souls belong to him.

It's Pop, you hear me? POP. Soda is for coastal degenerates, and Coke is for Civil War losers.