Reports of harassment have been filed against this baby by 9 different playdates across 4 playgrounds.

I remember the time where I caught it, but everyone said “no, Joey. No you didn’t”. Well, long story short, they were wrong and I have Herpes.

Maybe you could check beforehand next time, instead of just... winging it.

Hello Mudda

Coach must have a bad temper if it takes only one Kelvin to make him reach the boiling point.

6. FOUR SUPER BOWLS! SUCK OUR FAHKIN CAWK QUEAHS!

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

This is a Labor Day this GM dealership will recall for a long time to come.

“Don’t worry. Corporations have your best interests in mind...” is what I read here.

I know this is really sad and not a laughing matter. But I couldn’t help but crack up laughing when the Alabama O-lineman points at him like, “somebody better come help this white boy,” and Caputo just points right back at him like “you pointin’ at me, I’m gonna’ point right back at you, Mr. Pointy Man.”

MY RANGER TAILLIGHT BULB DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST!?!?

It’s amusing the lengths you go to avoid using one word, simply because some joyless schmucks have deemed it politically incorrect.

RGIII to VI weeks.

I listen to sports talk radio here, in Cleveland, because I hate myself and my brain deserves to be punished. Anyhow, paying attention to the sports media in this city is like being drunk on bad rum while standing on the deck of an old wooden boat in a storm. The equilibrium swings so wildly from side to side, from…

I agree. We can’t really treat HR like they’re The Principal and I’m gonna tell on you. People need to learn how to solve shit on their own, unless it’s sexual harassment. You don’t always have to go “higher” to deal with shit. For the most part, when you confront a bully and ask, straight up, wtf is their problem,…

“Sir, the problem is that your car has a gluten aversion.”

Mithril

Hate. Pure hate. (For trucks)

Wolverines bones?