That’s your favorite meme?

Anybody who seriously uses the phrase “sheeple” is just as much of a fuckboy as the people they’re deriding. You’re not enlightened because you’re educated on the features and benefits of a few streaming services. Get the fuck over yourself.

The average music listener has no clue what uncompressed music even means, much less cares about the fact that they don’t have it. It’s a great feature that Spotify has the ability to turn on high res streaming but again, most users don’t know about it. Also- just because people have different priorities than you…

If only it were that simple for everyone. Of course, brand new cars never have problems straight from the factory either.

Don't let Tavarish hear you say that.

“Help me Obi Wan Kenobi . . . This is our last Coke.”

These jokes will surely rubber the wrong way.

Have you had sex with women?

I know, right? That dress is YELLOW.

If I had to choose between an interminable amount of time spent with Dwight Howard telling fart jokes, or a flood, hand me the umbrella.

Not sure how a picture of my old dorm room is relevant to a story about the deplorable conditions that FIFA’s slaves are subjected to.

north american automotive factory workers have some of the easiest and highest paid manufacturing jobs in the WORLD. They have speciality tools for everything. Losing 6 minutes (which they will now be paid for) is not going to draw any tears from me or anyone else. Given how volatile the automotive sector is,…

I think you have this confused. She’s clearly in fear of her life, as someone with a skin tone darker than mocha is yelling. The struggle is real.

I’d think these guys are...

hurry up hurry up hurry up FUCKING TOAST ALREADY I DON’T HAVE ALL GODDAM DAY

MMMM GOD THIS BREAD IS SO GOOD... I LITERALLY FEEL HIGH RIGHT NOW

It’s like the scene in the preview, where Kara is upset that her boss Cat has named her superhero alter-ego Supergirl. Kara finds it insulting, but Cat wants to takes back “girl” as empowering. Both viewpoints are completely legitimate.

Good scoop...it’s only been several months since the Washington Post did the same story.

When I played HS Football, the upperclassmen had a thing where they threw freshman in the showers with all their clothes on. When they came for me, I just punched one of them in the face and said, “I’m not your guy.” They seemed genuinely surprised and said “Damn, can’t take a joke?”