These jokes will surely rubber the wrong way.

I know, right? That dress is YELLOW.

If I had to choose between an interminable amount of time spent with Dwight Howard telling fart jokes, or a flood, hand me the umbrella.

Not sure how a picture of my old dorm room is relevant to a story about the deplorable conditions that FIFA’s slaves are subjected to.

north american automotive factory workers have some of the easiest and highest paid manufacturing jobs in the WORLD. They have speciality tools for everything. Losing 6 minutes (which they will now be paid for) is not going to draw any tears from me or anyone else. Given how volatile the automotive sector is,…

I think you have this confused. She’s clearly in fear of her life, as someone with a skin tone darker than mocha is yelling. The struggle is real.

I’d think these guys are...

When I played HS Football, the upperclassmen had a thing where they threw freshman in the showers with all their clothes on. When they came for me, I just punched one of them in the face and said, “I’m not your guy.” They seemed genuinely surprised and said “Damn, can’t take a joke?”

The 76ers: Selling their fans a horse by taking them to a shit stained barn and telling them “With all that shit, there’s gotta be a pony in there somewhere.”

Both of those guys will die of impacted vowels before they ever step onto an NBA court.

They visit for news on transportation, people getting gouged in the eye, and the potential of it happening in tens of millions of other cars is pretty damn germane to the topics covered on this website.

It’s a public government hearing, how could this be seen as inappropriate?

Will there be a bouncer there to make sure the commie-jezzies don’t come in and protest people who have an interest in military affairs?

I have had three different dealers tell me “I didn’t authorize that price” when I showed them a price they had on their website for a used car. They just expected me to pay the new, much larger price, the manager suddenly thought was fair. To him. I walked

Go rewatch “Mad Love”. Harley captures Batman and has him at her mercy, Joker shows up because she’s not doing things right, and then throws her off like a 3 story window, leaving her battered on the street and her last words after falls are “My fault. I didn’t get the joke.” Cut forward to the last scene where she…

Hahaha are you high?

The secrecy was so unnecessary—all they needed to do was announce that the brand was evolving and Tennessee fans would demand never to hear about it again.

The Tassels add +1/10 hp.