As a Browns fan I offer you zero sympathy and hope your team burns in the most fiery way possible.

"The same goes for accommodation which I prefer quirky, authentic and..."

Living in Nebraska and having just driven through Kansas last week, I can confirm that Kansas is literally hell to drive in.

Exactly, this is perfect for Kansas, I love driving through there because it is a vast wasteland of nothingness with virtually no other cars on the road, total peace.

Amen to every word.

Griffin hopes this will silence the doubters who said he would never have more than one goodyear.

I'm anything but an Apple fanboi - in fact, I'm often a critic...but I'm not about to dismiss the company's success, as well as their vast resources and absolutely staggering market capitalization.

I never have trusted brakes. All they do is just slow you down.

Brakes are also completely unnatural — nowhere in nature does any animal have brakes, drums or disc.

Is that a No More Wife Beater?

Has this been posted?

"Well, my gameplan collapsed. Internally, though. There were no outside factors."

all of them. He took his Lipitor.

Give Seattle credit. As the defending champion heel, they tried to get DQ'd at the end and keep the title belt. Flair would be proud.

Oh, he's an old guy? Well then there's no way in hell it took him only 98 seconds to piss.

I'm really sick of these thugs and the constant attention they get on this website. Can we go a couple of weeks without mentioning the NCAA?

If you're bringing a 2 ton 4 door luxury sedan to a track, you're doing it wrong regardless of propulsion. That's nothing that needs fixing.

After "oh yeah," the undercover officer gave the signal for the arrest team to move in and arrest Anthony.

$89B? What a moron! B is a letter.