Police Officer: HANDS UP!
Ohio State Fan: [makes "o"]
Ohio State Fan: [makes "h"]
Ohio State Fan: [makes "i"]
Police Officer: [uses entire can of spray]

This is really tasteless, Barry. That man just had his home broken into.

[Takei]

The 54-year-old appeared to mock the decision by Ofcom earlier this year which ruled he had been 'deliberately offensive' after using the word 'slope' on an episode of the BBC show.

let he who has not smoked crack with a cheap prostitute cast the first stone...

I'll just leave this here

120 hours and the only bug I've gotten is moonwalking, and a few times the conversation cinematic wouldn't continue unless I skipped a line.

Garden of Weeden

Dead Sea Sproles

Considering you completely missed the joke I wouldn't put much faith in your history education. Perhaps it needs to be spelled out for you. Baylor beat TCU yet they are co-champs. Which would be like Germany being co-winners of WWII since they lost. It sure does take the funny out of a good joke when you have to…

CENTENO PUNCHED HIM SO HARD HE MADE HIM PUNCH HIMSELF IN THE BALLS. THAT IS THE ULTIMATE PUNCH.

The suspension should be completely upgraded to handle very spirited driving, and be rugged enough to get over curbs, go off-road (ride height adjustable?) and take whatever else may come up. The tires should resist puncturing, perhaps even having a tweel-like interior to be able to be a truly run-flat design.

So, Two Girls, One Corolla?

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

This is exactly the kind of riveting story I would expect from someone who ends up in Greeley as a destination.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

This is why no one likes them. Too many games and a total lack of transparency.

But what if she's trying to kill you for referring to yourself by your kinja username? You won't have a leg to stand on.

How the heck can they expect a man to celebrate a ping-pong championship without a little racket?!