It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

This is exactly the kind of riveting story I would expect from someone who ends up in Greeley as a destination.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

This is why no one likes them. Too many games and a total lack of transparency.

But what if she's trying to kill you for referring to yourself by your kinja username? You won't have a leg to stand on.

How the heck can they expect a man to celebrate a ping-pong championship without a little racket?!

a laundry folding robot

Makes sense that a 13 inch dick got mentioned in a discussion about tail risk.

Screw that. If I become CEO, I'm gonna cheapen the product line to maximize profits for a short time while trading on the past goodwill of the brand. This will drive the stock price up, at which point I will dump my shares at a huge gain. The market will then get scared, and investors everywhere will also sell…

It might sound crazy but Houseguest is bizarrely entertaining and I watch it every time it's on....even the Sinbad parts.

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

You can tell it's in Australia because the kid spun counter clockwise.