You white, then you Ben Affleck.

This comment thread seems designed to make atheists seem like the stupidest people on the planet.

US healthcare can bankrupt a motherfucker. 

Will the father hurl apples at her? And will she finally realize that she is unwanted by her family and starve herself to death?

As Meilin awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her bed into a gigantic red panda. She was lying on her fluffy, as it were lined with fur, back and when she lifted her head a little she could see her furry black belly on top of which the bed quilt could hardly keep in position and…

Man, I know French Dispatch is one of Anderson's more divisive movies, but I was hoping it would get at least a screenplay nod or something.

Holy shit, you’re whiter than a Klansman’s hood. 

You may recall Jay from this particular Sarah Silverman skit:

I remember seeing this goofball open for NIN for the Downward Spiral tour. I thought they were a joke band and after the show I said to my friends, “wow, I wasn’t expecting Reznor to have a sense of humor and have a joke band open for him - perhaps I got Trent wrong and he’s not as gothy as he makes himself out to be”.…

Baldwin’s a producer because he decided he’d do the project and having his name attached allowed the actual producers to secure funding.  I doubt he made a single decision on this film other than maybe costars.

Gillian Anderson would look luminous in a garbage bag, but damn if that isn’t a top ten hat.

Honestly I think Cena might be the most natural actor of the three (especially in comedies) but Bautista takes on the most interesting, challenging roles.

Could you imagine if black people went out every weekend and re-enacted the Haitian Revolution or if Native americans re-enacted Little Bighorn? White people would lose their shit.

You accidentally wrote “room” instead of “cardboard box next to a park drinking fountain”.

Until she eventually runs for office.

it’s like an icing of vulnerability on a cock rock cake.

It is funny how a bunch of people who live in the tiniest of privileged bubbles think that they can re-invent things for the other 99.9999999999999999999% of people to use.

Move Car Or Die tryin’!

So, you’re saying that the Trump Administration’s fact checking, much like Miami International Airport, is MIA?

“Don’t blame me for this shit. I made the rains come each year so you ingrates can have water to drink in the desert. Then you greedy fuckers increased greenhouse gases and destroyed the wetlands for golf courses and mansions which caused storms to grow into hurricanes. You rat bastard humans can go to Hell!” - God…