How pedestrian everybody knows The black Mona Lisa painted on velvet and on display at that Arizona 711 is far superior to that white trollop

I want to die like Thomas Kinkade fat, drunk, and in the tub with all the money I made

I thought that was Tony Shafrazi
Who says he did it to protest My lai but more then likely did it as a publicity stunt

The Diego Rivera mural in Mexico City definitely worth seeing the Sistine Chapel can suck it by comparison

still less terrifying clown than the one I found on that VHS tape my Dad's closet

sexy commies!

I just thought it meant he was a Lynyrd Skynyrd fan

More like a jerking class hero

and if it weren't for the shity music Taste of the late 90s he probably would be

he looks like was cloned from a caveman a but if the scientist could only get the DNA from a somehow still active herpes sore
he's a human herpes hybrid

Only thing that would accomplish is getting him excited about building the wall again
"It need to have fire pits on top of it so that all of America will know when Mexico invades"

Until they take a stand for Trans issues Talk to your Congressman about your erection lasting longer than 4 hours

A. Its news
B. its connected to Viagra the thing that your nightly news is brought to you by

#notAllPenises

That's Right: True Detective is Black! And they gonna solve all the mysterys you crackers can't

If only they'd let me in

he must cut Joel McHale's arm off it's the only way

oh who can keep up

being able to sue the wealthy to in turn become wealthy is the greatest achievement of Western Civilization

the only cool thing about Coke Zero is that Scott Pilgrim drank it to establish he was a zero at the start of the movie