Here's the coke
Cold and great
Ill I have to do is swig
And im a hero
But its coke zero
Ohooooo hooooo
Ohooooo hooooo
Ow wOw ohhhhhh

only one good Coke out there and that's original Coke that you can only get in Latino stores with actual sugar not that mediocre corn syrup BS

🎵how long must we kill our Prophets🎵

their secret. moonbeast brother Thomas on the other hand…

one loud screaming asshole is somehow part of a silent majority

yep it's mid-morning in America that means it's time for a nice steaming Donald Dump

he sticks to the alternative facts

then in the 80s went on to teach scrawny kids from New Jersey how to kick ass

Jamie Farr didn't commit!

On one hand this is wrong and moronic denying trans Folk they're right to serve and be out in their position
but on the other
With this a hole in charge I'm really terrified of a draft and in the words of the Smothers Brothers I love my country for better or worse but when the board calls I'm grabbing my purse

So it sounds like Kansas is upset that her daughters are basically dating Fonzie

My older brother once described my sisters friend as built like a pornstar (sister was 22 at the time this was her childhood friend)
I remember thinking "well that's something he said"
Yeah still creepy

Don't cut her leather cords though OHIO your daughter spent good money on those

But come on brah you know how females be

So lets take it to a vote.
Which of these 4 daughters is most likely to use their newly discovered psychic powers to crucify their parent?

*hysterical shrill voice*
She got an IUD you know what kind of girl gets an IUD?
The filthy sinful kind. And if she got no problem hog tieing her uterus then she's clearly willing to be hog tied by men

Godd dam that was some strait up woody Allen level bullshit

Also at the end when the kid gives our hero the motivation speech and he goes out and wins the male stripping competition I guarantee you the audience in the theater will give this movie a standing O in more ways than one

herpes babe I've already got your title: My trashy stripper father
it's over-the-top meets Magic Mike whole script practically writes itself

The Last Dragon remake we all wanted this whole damn time Sho Nuff