Now that it's finally safe to make jokes

Just keeping it 💯

How many hits can you take its the same screening process pioneered by Johnny Knoxville

Why do all these Youtube stars look like they deserve to be hit in the face with a shovel?

this infringes on my patent for Piss Tape: an anti urination apparatus for long car trips

anyone ever been blessed to see a movie called Tribulation
an Evangelical version of a Roland emmerich film starring not only the talents of Gary Busey as the guy who didn't know how to pray heavily medicated Margot Kidder and a badly wigged Howie Mandel in the movie Busey wakes up from a coma to discover the…

It also said that in the future life would be a non stop orgy of hedonistic pleasure and that every chip would tell you when you turned 30 and it was time to go to the carousel and be renewed
Yeah I think they largely photocopied sections of Loan's run

I've got a box cutter some cotton balls and cheap vodka now all my startup needs is some seed money

I've got a copy of Abby Hoffman's Steal This Drug Test with your name on it

On one hand (pause) this seems like a terrifying inevitable future
But you know the religious fanatics will freak out, say that its the mark of the beast and refuse to go along. So if theirs one thing we can count on its they're ignorance to save us all

The irony is if you actually read the book soylent actually is what it says it is soy lentales and sea algae.
And the wholet story is just about how shitty overpopulation is. Also consumerism is bad
An even bigger Irony is that the of author Harry Harrison was as liberal left as you can get but he's most known for…

Scaramooch Trump's #1 assassin babe

Nothing to see here As a father and a president it's Donald's sacred Duty to teach these boys about the implication

" the movie Wanda whips Wall Street is Largely based on my life kids "
-DT

Steve-O may have only served 8 hours but he did give Double Toasted a very entertaining story about it

great where will artists like Oliver age 23 find work now?

I'll gladly start a GoFuckMe page to give back to our dedicated fact-checkers

why would I need Snopes when the president tells me what news is fake for free?

more of a fan of jism Junction

Canadian step-dad is here to stay