God that right their is enough to make me pine for the days when kids were in actual street gangs least those kids gave us break dancing and cool vests

Speak for yourself I blame Cathulu

Juge I have in my hand a written affidavit from the prosecution
and I quote " Greta Garbo and Monroe Dietrich and DiMaggio writing a joke yes Marlon Brando Jimmy Dean on the cover of the magazine" all of which their client has bought and sold without the express consent of any of respective partys

Im not a perv her cone bra just happens to be the only thing that support my misshapen chest

ORDER ORDER IN MY SOON TO BE ABANDONED SEARS

Good people of the jury; Life is a Mystery everyone must take the stand alone

In just glad Tupac not around to see what the've done to his good name
Now if you excuse me in going to go crack open a nice cold Tupac Sha'Coors light

And butts
Which you see a lot of at a Tutts and Sluts party

What's a JC Penny?
Is that like one of those bible dollars

Objection your Honor!

Interesting anecdote about Vonniegut. In the early years of mst3k Bill corbett had a chance to meet with Kurt and he pitched him the idea of the show.
Vonniegut said anyone whoever managed to work on a movie didn't deserve to be ridiculed and left
Corbett said it was a vary devastating experience not to get his idols…

The city in NC I live in I refer to as the Basic Bitch City because it thinks it has a lot more going on then it does my main problem with NC is that we love to convince ourselves we're sooo much better then the rest of the south but because of that delusion our state politics are even more fucked up then on top of…

why should I feel bad for someone who freaks out at the possibility that Santa a mythical freaking character could be black

Kelly and NBC were fools to think they could compete with Carlton

By the rules of the internet in pop culture nostalgia failure to include a picture clip of the iconic Chris Farley Patrick Swayze sketch in your article is a fireable offense

Hey no one ever gave him nothing 'sept the welfare office

Finally the ant man will face his kryptonite; Boyd Chowders insane clogging ability

Yeah Where's the study that tells us at what age do people stop being judgemental bitches

Sorry but this sounds like bullshit pseudoscience made up by a pro eugenics think tank as part of a plot to keep white people in their homes (away from the corrupting influence of jazz) so they can mentally become old and bitter and eventually tune into FOX news

For Donald that's not the only thing that burns after