Much like Cloony's character in the movie its more then likely Donald saw that same advertisement for that special chair in the back of that gentlemens magazine but instead of trying to build his own he just forked over the 4 grand and bought the dam thing.

Because he didn't know which one was better so we just decided to shoot both at the same time

Well my personal theories range from A. Tommy is a vampire with access old European wealth
B. He's the illegitimate son of Gene Simmons
C. And this is the one that Mark seems to suggest happened he sexed up some rich old lady

you know you're old when the foreskin is the only part of you that's not sagging

Oh it got really weird when Gallagher took the mom on stage and yelled "WHO WANTS TO SEE ME SMASH THIS PUSSY!" and the front row of the audience took out these plastic sheets

well maybe she can harness the support of all those limousine liberals who praised her on Twitter when she came out (remember when that was the thing to do)

as it's been said many times in the annals of our comment sections
SHE CAN BE TWO THINGS
An asshole and a…..not sure what the other thing is

and they say the GOP doesn't do identity politics

isn't she guilty of vehicular manslaughter?
I guess it was only a pleb so it doesn't really count in the state of California

then hire a bunch of hackers to make dank memes about them murdering you

"he's like Johnny Depp but I might have a shot with him if I have weed" is what they all thought

skeet skeet skeet

I think they were saying 2008 is when he was cleared of charges

No one tell Milana their are other women being held captive at the Trump Tower

Baldwin's character was born on a leap year so he's actually a boy of 12 because the millitery still goes by the rules of the HMS pinafor

paid off Corey Feldman because apparently that's the reason he's not talking about what happened to him anymore

he also wrote PYT for Michael Jackson need I say more

I Believe I Can Flyyyyyyy
and if you don't believe me I will lock you in the Box

I think the crazy story The defense cooked up for that was that MJ was a hoarder who never bothered to throw away the stuff his fans gave him

in my line of work a lot of my coworkers are middle-aged black women (the're great they hold it down) but it's always weird when we talk about music and they mentioned how great they think R Kelly is and completely turn a blind eye to the shit (no pun intended) he's been accused of. not surprising but a lot of…