John Cho you gosh-damn dreamboat, just be on my gosh-damn TV all the gosh-damn time!!!!!!!

Just to clarify, I agree that Louis/writers didn't mean it to sound that way. They probably meant it to be more of the self-deprecating, "haha that's what unpopular dudes gotta do to get the girl, isn't that sad for us" spiel.

I think the whole Eddie hitting on Nicole storyline is creepy and objectifying too, but I didn't see her actions in this episode as her having a "change of heart." I was assuming through the whole episode that she's just using him as a prop to practice her beauty skills on, and just being a little nicer to him in the…

But what he said isn't just about how people in close proximity are more likely to get together. That would be more in case of an existing attraction between both people, a la Jim and Pam.

Ba-dum-BUM, indeed. Or rather, bum-bum-BUM