Coming next June, a SyFy Original Movie...DinoChick. This Summer, humanity is clucked.

Why the Beagle name? I mean, they're cool dogs and all, but I just don't understand how it applies to this product.

Kids. Kids all get the iPod Touch instead of the iPhone. What parent wants to shell out $200 (subsidized) to get their kid an iPhone that they they have to turn around and pay $50/month for? And then replace at an unsubsidized price when the kid breaks it? Shell out the $250 to start, and when the kid breaks it or…

When I was in high school, me and my friends built a Tupputer. Literally a computer pieced together in one of our mom's old Tupperware. I think it was 3 separate pieces of Tupperware that plugged/slotted together to make a computer to host our Quake 2 local server.

What the hell is wrong with all these "luxury" phone makers? Seriously, if I'm spending that kind of cash for a cell phone, I don't want 3 years-ago technology. I want next year's top-of-the-line Oppo or something like that, clad in unicorn horn with each of the physical buttons being a T-Rex tooth. And platinum. …

Was it actually Shazam? Or one of those Shazam-like features like Verizon MusicTag or whatever it was called? Either way, my comment still stands - it was one of the earlier apps on iPhone OS and has had remarkable staying power. Etcetera.

I swear, I think Shazam is single-handedly the coolest app. Not only was it one of the earlier on iPhone OS (yes, iPhone OS!), it has had remarkable staying power, and fantastic reliability and functionality. Their only snafu/flap was the whole 5 tags/month thing and the guarantee for early adopters. Besides that,…

Just because people are 'meh' about something doesn't mean they don't want it. They just want it less than the astronomically-high surveys thought they would. If you have a 3GS or a 4, it's a no-brainer to upgrade. The people who are stuck in the middle are the 4S users, and I guarantee you that there's still a…

Seriously. The worst is when the government agency you work for refers to them as I-pads in their official policy. It made my soul cringe.

Great. Now I get to deal with yet ANOTHER widely-used product that people will widely misspell. I don't know what Apple's deal is, but they continually produce products with easy names to say/grasp, but that people misspell like it's going out of style.

Everything, honestly. I feel like the new Dealzmodo is much more sparse; as well, it's much less detailed. I liked being able to skim through the list and see more information about whether something's even worth looking into further or not.

Google Homepage 98 out of 100 times. And I'm the resident IT for our office. And I'm technologically adept. I like the homepage, and the live-search feature.

Which shouldn't present an issue, as one-to-one service is primarily designed for Mac support. I can't imagine much request by a PC-using individual for one-to-one with their iPad or iPhone. And nobody's talked about the ability to schedule one-to-one through a non-Mac. To me, it seems this just applies to the Mac…

Flash is the buggiest piece of crap to grace the internet in years. Besides Kinja, that is. I applaud Apple for using their clout to abolish it once and for all. I can't tell you how many times I'm on my Windows 7 PC and something errors out and the root cause of it is something Adobe-related. Flash was fantastic…

Well, I just picked up a HP Folio 13, and I'm very happy with it. My only gripe is the touchpad; it's a bit stiff. Other than that, I like it alot. It's nice and refined, with some clean lines and simple designs. Pretty quality build, too. And, it's pushed about 7.5 hours battery life, to boot. Take a look at it.

I kinda dig it. It's so simplistic, yet refined. It's got that, "Hey, I could've made that in MSPaint" aesthetic, but in a good way.

Finally! I'm not feeling so weird about myself anymore. When I was little, I used to lay on my back on the carpet and change my perspective to where I felt as if I was attached to the ceiling and my world was upside down. This is how it used to look!

At this point in time, I think it's definitely carrier that's most important. You can have an LTE phone but live in the middle of nowhere (like I do), and be relegated to EDGE. Once LTE (or even Faux-G) becomes ubiquitous, phone will be massively more important than carrier.

Broken Lizard would agree. Firsty firsty.

Great article, with fewer-than-normal grammatical errors. I counted two. Kudos, Jesus - that's progress!