Bow chicka wow wow?

An oil tree, you say? Where might I go about acquiring one of those?

Friggin' seriously! Anyone who needs signatures should be transferring over to signature pads. If it's good enough for the government, it should be good enough for private industry, too.

I hate you so hard, Gizmodo. I literally just finished breakfast, and now I want some damn Taco Bell. Between you and @DadBoner, I can't go a day without cravin' The Bell.

Wow. Obviously your mind is failing to read letter-by-letter. Disciple Me. I believe you were, instead, referring to Despicable Me. Yes? Would that be it?

Don't worry. I'm not going to give any "I hate 3D" comment to you. All I'm going to ask you is who produced a 3D Biblical movie. Disciple Me? I mean, I guess I could sit through watching 3D Jesus convert Saul into Paul, but it seems pretty pointless to me.

Incidentally, if you drop your WiFi-affected iPad in a northern-hemisphere toilet, and flush said toilet, the water will spin backwards.

I know, right?!

Finally! I was starting to give up hope!

Great. Yet another reason for their to be ANOTHER Human Centipede sequel.

I'm still waiting for something close to a 6" tablet that's got a reasonably-small bezel. Most of the 7" tablets would even be fine if their bezel was a decently small size.

Damn the internet for taking the mystery and wonder out of life!

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Holy shit I remember selling those when I worked at Best Buy in HS. I, for one, owned the Diamond Rio 500 MP3 player that had a whopping 64MB internal memory that was expandable with SmartMedia cards. I snagged a 32MB card (that was the largest that it was capable of at the time) and an additional 16MB card and had…

Kudos for the math and info!

So who do the chimp cops profile? Do they pull over the chimps with the reddest asses?

I envy you. It must've been stunning.

THAT STATEMENT IS VERIFIABLY INCORRECT.

Instructables for this, please? I've got a fat stack of 35mm film trailers hanging out at my place, and I'd really love a way to repurpose some of the best.

Is that Jack from LOST?