Kudos for the math and info!

So who do the chimp cops profile? Do they pull over the chimps with the reddest asses?

I envy you. It must've been stunning.

THAT STATEMENT IS VERIFIABLY INCORRECT.

Instructables for this, please? I've got a fat stack of 35mm film trailers hanging out at my place, and I'd really love a way to repurpose some of the best.

Is that Jack from LOST?

Thanks for that, Kelly Clarkson.

And you'd think that they'd be Words With Friendsing around, given its popularity over the Scrabble app.

Didn't Seinfeld already do this?

It's simple - because sometimes, we don't have access to fuzzy things, and sometimes, we don't have access to strawberries. Simply put, haptics allows us to interface digitally when we can't do so in the analog world. No matter how you slice it, some things are just infeasible. Angry Birds is a good example - you'd…

Win.

That's just the glass-half-full type of attitude we need in this country! Keep on keepin' on!

ACM, not ATM. Automated Cupcake Machine.

The 55" Sony KDL55EX723 for $1600 isn't a good deal. That's what BBY is charging on its website. If you go into stores, it's on clearance for $1299. If you're willing to take the floor model without the stand, it drops to $1199 (and you can usually haggle a bit more off of it).

I didn't know Ron Jeremy lived in China.

So much win.

Awesome. Things like this renew my faith in humanity.

Kinda under the weather right now, and in a haze, read the article title as "Beautiful Stop-Motion Film Promoting Sushi and Sustainable Fisting". I think it actually prompted me to click through more than if I had read it as fishing.

I knew I hearted you for a reason awhile back.

Ehh. Somehow, I feel like we're not getting the full story behind dry cleaning. I wonder who could help us get to the bottom of it?