Exactly. Siri's on the iPad. Haven't you heard?

"I WILL GET YOU THE NEXT TIME!"

THAT PHOTO IS VERIFIABLY INCORRECT.

Damn. Patent trolls.

Just went to the Apple store yesterday and got a new one. I literally would feel the phone randomly warm up in my pocket when it wasn't supposed to be doing anything. I would get about 3 hours usage, 5 hours standby from it before I'd be at 10%. Tried a restart, reset settings, restore as new, and even 2…

#hypocrisy

Totally just read "rectangular slabs" as "slabtangular". Can I take credit for coining a new term that probably won't catch on?

If you're looking for Stefan OS, look no further. New York's hottest OS is BLURGH! It has everything - squeakers, naked puppies, fairy dust, and human tater tots. Oh, you know, it's that thing where two midgets hug each other while sitting Indian style and get a spray-on tan.

I hate DST. All it does is mess with my sleeping patterns, and really not amount to much in the way of improvement or saving for me.

"creating a hodge-podge of a campus that's not unlike the variety of designs and options in the Android smartphone market." Zing!

I'll start this by saying I'm one of those that upgraded from the 4 to the 4S and am happy I did so. Especially since AT&T kicked me a free upgrade after only 15+ months. However, I think the problem with these stats is that the iPhone 4 was hamstringed.

I thought ironic meant "made totally of iron". Damn you, Arthur!

I swear, if I had the motivation, I'd look up their official statement from last year, because I wouldn't be surprised if they just changed the number sold and "iPhone 4" to "iPhone 4S" and called it a day. It sounds almost IDENTICAL to the statement they released last year.

Not exactly. They're quoting "ships in 1 - 2 weeks" because that's the ship date, not the delivery date. True, the phone launches in a week (roughly), but it will ship long before that. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised to see some of us getting our tracking numbers today or tomorrow, if we're getting them direct…

Red Vines. Not Twizzlers. Twizzlers do not maintain holes throughout.

Thanks for showing us the world, Princeton; in all it's shining, shimmering splendor.

3G Megan Fox. There's ABSOLUTELY no wrong way to hold that.

You Europeans, always trying to class things up.

I keep replacing "Commissioner Kelly" with "Commissioner Gordon" as I read this. It's so much more enjoyable that way.

I keep replacing "Commissioner Kelly" with "Commissioner Gordon" as I read this. It's so much more enjoyable that way.