Psssst, you’re a Jezebel commenter. But seeing as you are clearly upset and leveling the old chesnut “looking to be offended”, you’re obviously pretty offended, so maybe there was truth in your comment after all?

“Looking to be offended by everything”

Uh, you do realize you’re clearly offended by their offense, right? That’s always the kicker with the “YOU PEOPLE JUST WANT TO BE OFFENDED!” types, they are clearly so very upset and offended.