It has always been strange to me that a Canadian team uses synthetic turf when so much of the best grass I’ve ever bought came from Canada.

My binge watching of Daredevil has left me with a desire to see the Capitals vs. Anaheim for the Battle of Coaches Most Closely Resembling the Kingpin.

Okay, Backpackers/Gatekeepers-of-the-5-pillars.... you love shitting on Leslie's posts on "commercial rap". I expect you all to be equally vocal in support of this post.

"Whenever LeBron's not on the court, all the other characters should be asking 'Where's Lebron?'"

Leave Phil Kessel alone, dammit.

His cap hit for the next five years is $5,250,000 per year, and he's not nearly good enough to justify it. Why did the Blue Jackets take him on? Who knows.

TZATZIKI DOESN'T STAIN CAST IRON AND IS ENTITLED TO BETTER SEEDING

This is what happens when a little white lie ends up turning into a big ass joke. But that's just Iggy Azalea for you.

I've been going to MLS games since the inaugural season, and grew up in one of the league's first academy programs. Free tickets to watch the senior side play and everything. When I moved here, I mostly went to games when friends were playing, or to watch Thierry Henry. He's been my favorite player since 1998, which…

At Nick Denton's wedding, one of the few images I remember vividly is Craggs grinding with his girlfriend up against a mirrored wall, completely shithoused, looking at himself in the mirror (tuxedo-clad, flawless, primal, sweaty) before looking down at her. Up and down, up and down, gyrating, shallow thrusts.

So, my mother was relentlessly hit-on/lightweight stalked by Rick James in the 70's. For example, when they first met he introduced himself by going "Get over here big-leg girl! My name is Ricky and I'm your new [insert N-word here]!" When it first came out, I wasn't allowed to watch Chappelle's because I was too…

Hamilton, Ontario.

Elvis Andrus has a new mission.

Every Canadian knows that the best lies always come from Ottawa